Hey guys, so I may get a lot of hate for writing this post, but let me start of by saying I love Starbucks, okay! But today I’m going to be breaking down all the reason why
Starbucks is a Necessary Evil
So lets get right into this post shall we?
So anyone that loves going to Starbucks definitely has to deal with the fact that a tall cost’s $3.69 (Canada). Like Starbucks, you know you’re my girl, but what the hell. I mean why can’t we just chill so I don’t have to go broke after buying a Chai Tea Latte. Starbucks, get on that please.
2- The Lines…
When you walk into a Starbucks and there is easily twenty people in line and only two employees, that’s when your instincts should kick in, and you should listen to the voice in the back of your head. “I thought we were on a diet.” “You know how bad frappuccino are for you.” “You’ll be in this line forever!” But you know you really want that Strawberry’s and Creme Frap so you strut on in so confidently, and wait in that line for forty-five minutes. But hey you got your frap right!
3- Middle Schoolers.
When you go to Starbucks all the time as I do, sometimes there are the average little kids. Now first of all I’m standing behind you in line asking myself where is your mother because when I was your age I couldn’t go to the park alone, let alone Starbucks. And secondly, normally it’s these girls first time at Starbucks, which mean add ten more minutes to your waiting time honey, this will take awhile. A few days ago there were kids from middle school in line ahead of me, and this is how it went:
“Can I get a small, *whispers to her friend for two minutes*pumpkin spice latte.” one say’s and I’m here like, do they know that has caffeine in it? “And can I get a,” *scoots past me to look at food* Which I get we have all been there but then she takes two more minutes deciding what she wants. They she finally gets a brownie, which like personally I would have gone for a cake pop but you do you honey. Then the employee ask if she wanted it warmed up, and I don’t know if she didn’t understand the question or if she just didn’t know if she wanted it warmed up because she changed her answer at least ten times. In the end she got it warmed up. I though okay finally its over my turn. Nope, it’s her friends turn. So she goes through the same process, then it is time to pay. So they take forever but decide to split the bill. So the pumpkin spice queen pays her side, they the other girl say “Oh I don’t have any money I thought you were paying.” which got under my skin so quickly. Then why did you split the bill? So they payed then it was my turn. It’s fine, because I know that awhile back that was me.
Every Starbucks regular has had their name spelled wrong at a Starbucks, this is not new to anyone. But listen, I just waited in line, behind kids, and payed hella money for this frap. And you are going to disrespect me, by spelling my name wrong causing me to be unable to take snapchat and Instagram photos. Shame.
So that is it for today’s post, if you liked it make sure to give it a like and share it with your fellow Starbucks queens. If you have any other reasons why Starbucks is a Necessary Evil make sure to comment them down below, I would love to hear all of them. But I’ll talk to you all later, bye!